Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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