there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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