Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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