i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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