I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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