is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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