Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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