Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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