I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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