tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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