Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We just shotgunned beers for America
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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