Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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