you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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