"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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