plz talk dirty to me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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