I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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