I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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