Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Randomize
