She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
