margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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