I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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