i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
And then he peed in my hair
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