Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Shame - the story of my life.
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