Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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