he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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