I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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