his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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