i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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