the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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