hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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