nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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