CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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