Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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