i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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