just come out here and I will go home with you...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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