Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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