Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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