I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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