I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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