Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Randomize
