3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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