I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You were trust falling into bushes
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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