Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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