Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Randomize
