mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
my shit smells like andre
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I need to sanitize my soul.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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