So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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