Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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