What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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