i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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