forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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